Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

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19-Sep-2019