Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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19-Aug-2018