Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

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There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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20-May-2019