Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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23-Jul-2019