A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas. She said that what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother. And that Christmas Eve her mother came home from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas.
“Well,” she replied, “if it’s not too uncomfortable for Mommy, I’d like a pony.”
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