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Blonde’s Year In Review
Blonde’s Diary – another frustrating year

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... “duh”... bottles won’t fit in a typewriter.

March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said “2-4 years!”

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out.

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated - they used their arms.

August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm... car swamped, because top was down.

September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”... isn’t it?

October - Hate M&M’s... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December - Couldn’t call 911... “duh”... there’s no “eleven” button on the phone.


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25-Apr-2019