Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. - Calvin Coolidge

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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21-Apr-2019