Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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To hurt is as human as to breathe. - J K Rowling

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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14-Oct-2019