Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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19-Jun-2019