Fractured Christmas Carols & Songs

Can you guess the titles of these fractured Christmas Carols?


Name the following 23 songs & carols using the given clues (no title repeated):

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin-Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time @ 2400 Hours... Weather: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam-Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Red Man En Route to Borough
13. Frozen Precipitation Commence
14. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
15. The “Quadruped with the Vermillion” Proboscis
16. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
17. Delight for this Planet
18. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
19. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals
20. Our Fervent Hope @ joe-ks.com Is That You Thoroughly Enjoy Your Yuletide Season
21. Parent Was Observed Osculating a Red-Coated Unshaven Teamster
22. May the Deity Bestow an Absence of Fatigue to Mild Male Humans
23. Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounds of Minute Crystals


Answers

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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22-Nov-2018