Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)


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Laysan Albatross, ‘Moli’

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed.
In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

Golf Albatross birdie in Hawaii

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

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If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

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Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

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I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

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If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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18-Jan-2019