Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)


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Laysan Albatross, ‘Moli’

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed.
In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

Golf Albatross birdie in Hawaii

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

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If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

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I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

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In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

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Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

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17-Jun-2018