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Newfie’s Very Long Distance Call
Seamus likes to call his Newfie friends from a distance...


Seamus opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Jack.

Did you see the paper?” asked Seamus. “They say I died!”

Yes, I saw it!” replied Jack. “Where are you callin’ from?”