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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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17-Sep-2019