Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What is in December that isn’t in any other month?
A: The letter “D”.
Q: Why are the Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet different?
A: The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel).
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it “soots” him.
Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A: He was stuffed.
see also
Christmas Section
 I Can Still Kiss You |
 Church Dinner |
 59 Chev Boat |
 Urgent World War I Message |
 An Iceberg Floated Into Town |
 Walk Sign Timing |
 Family Hands |
 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
 Texas 911 |
 Walk Sign Ending |
 Mower Handle Extender |
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