With a couple celebrating their 50th Anniversary at the Church’s marriage marathon, the
Pastor asked Bob to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all those years.
The husband replied to the congregation, “Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”
The Pastor inquired, “trips to where?”
“For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China.”
The Pastor then said, “What a terrific example you are to all husbands Bob! Please tell the congregation what you’re going to do for your wife on your 50th Anniversary?”
Bob replied, “I’m going to go get her.”
see also
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 Walk Sign Timing |
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 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
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