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“Wait!!! My tag specifically said 'dry cleaning only'!”
“No no no no no!!! I'm not done reading the label!!! Noooooooooo!!!”
“You will die... you will die... you will die... you will die... you will die...”
“No! Not the water torture again... Heeeeelp!!!”
“No please, no more lessons! I can swim!
And I'm also very good at holding on to faucets! Stop this!”
“I want a shower - I hate baths!”
“Finally, after eight lives and countless years of research over many a rocky road... I found the Incan Brass Faucet of Respite!
Nothing can stop me meeeeooooowww!!!”
“Stop, stop stop!!! I'll pee in your sock drawer for this!!!”
“Gawd no!!! It's happening again... years ago they tried to teach me to swim...
I had a heck of a time getting out of that gunny sack!”
“Ok, if this is my last minute to live I want to say... What did I do wrong?”
“Now hold me tight while I try to turn the tap back on - I missed behind my left ear!”
“I told you, I want to swim another lap!”
“This over-the-water yoga position you came up with sucks.”
“Meoooow! I swear, won't chase the mice thru those skinny pipes again.”
“Yours Is Coming, overnight - in your slippers!”
“OK, how long is this drip dry thing supposed to last?”
“Now I know why Jesus walked on the water!”
“Please Mom, don't do this to me. I might develop a stutter FFF...FFF...FFFFFor Crying out looooouuuuudddddd.”
“Nope I won't go. You said bath time was lots of fun. It isn't, there is no rubber duckie, you lied.”
“Let Fluffy Go!”
“Come on... just ONE more sip of water!”
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