Canadian Beer Box Computer

Byte into this Canadian beer, eh!



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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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