Canadian Beer Box Computer

Byte into this Canadian beer, eh!



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Canadian Beer Box Computer

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How to make your own computer

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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26-May-2018