Religious Customs Declaration
How to conceal the truth about something you shouldn't be concealing...
A
distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside
her,
“Father, may
I ask a favour?”
“Of course.
What may I do for you?”
“Well, I
bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through
Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would
love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your
honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked,
“Father, do
you have anything to declare?”
“From the
top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
“And what do
you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a
marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to
date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said,
“Go ahead,
Father. Next!”