Judge-mental Lawyers
Judge not, want not – unless you’re a lawyer…
Taking his
seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I
have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
“You, attorney Memory, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Hargraves, gave me
$10,000.”
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a cheque. He handed it to
Memory.
“Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on
its merits.”