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Quit Smoking Resolution
New Year’s resolution to kick a smoking habit

A young man at a New Year’s Eve party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.

“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” his friend says.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” the man says. “Right now, I’m in the middle of phase one. I’ve quit buying.”


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