A young man at a New Year’s Eve party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” his friend says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” the man says. “Right now, I’m in the middle of phase one.
I’ve quit buying.”
New Years Section
Smoking Area Ceiling
The Eye Of A Needle
Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler