Toddler Joe

The Joe-kster in his early years

Did Daddy say, “Floppy Into Slot” or “Sloppy Into Pot”?



Toddler Joe on the potty working on a desktop computer

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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18-Aug-2019