Winter Bike

Winter rides are never cold any more

Bubba gets a charge out of his new, warm European bike



Winter Iron Warm Bicycle Seat

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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