Making Light of Christmas

A quick way to put up the Christmas lights this year



The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up
for a couple of weeks.
They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me...

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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