For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever. God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. Men are like a deck of cards, you need a heart to love ’em, a diamond to marry ’em, a club to beat ’em and a spade to bury ’em. Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they’ve had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry. There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy... like nailing jelly to a tree for example. see also   Feminist  &  Relationship  Sections Men Are Like...

Voted #1 Humor Site 27-May-2012