joe-ks.com

Philosofacts
Give some weeds an inch and they’ll take a yard
One surefire way to keep living to be one hundred is to keep breathing

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

An elephant never forgets. After all, what does it have to remember?

Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they make no criticisms.

As long as your conscience is your friend, never mind your enemies.

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but in childhood it’s next to impossible.

Don’t jump at conclusions - they may jump back at you.

Give some weeds an inch and they’ll take a yard.

If it’s such a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?

If you can’t be thankful for what you receive, be thankful for what you escape.

Many a checkered career winds up in a striped suit.

Money can’t buy character. Character is what we are when we are alone with ourselves in the dark.

Most of the people who sit around and wait for the harvest haven’t planted anything.

No person is a failure who has friends.

One surefire way to keep living to be one hundred is to keep breathing.

Patience is often bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

People who live in glass houses should answer the doorbell.

The trouble these days is that there’s no arrest for the wicked.

Unless we all work for the common good, there won’t be any.

With proper care, the human body will last a lifetime.


see also   Quote  Section

Give your computer cosmetic appeal
Computer For Women
Dog days of summer up north
Alaskan Summer
Countdown to a warm shower
Ruined Day
Coming or going, mind the steps!
Escher Dilemma
Be careful, gents, when you use the ladies restroom
Restroom Buttons
Latest Word Search Puzzle: Retro Cross #24
Word Search Puzzles
Private ferries get most passengers across safely
Thailand Ferry
One of the hazards of haying in Saskatchewan
Badger Bale
Brick siding for a sliding illusive building
Camouflage Garage
How to draw attention away from a truck driver
Moosejaw Driver
One brick short of a full load
Short A Few Bricks
Some bicycles need a lot of security
Bike Locked Down Securely?
The caring arborist supports a just cause
Tree Nurture
Jethro's trip came with elk cookies for the journey
Winter in Wyoming
City Salmon are preferred over Wild Salmon in Portland, Oregon
Salmon Street
Who took my lipstick?
Lipstick Dog
What police are selling Down Under
Dodgy Coppers
Submissions by Farmers AlmanacFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

22-Aug-2014

QR Code

G'Oldies

Urban Camper
Redneck Marriage
Polar Bear Swim
Bad Feather Day
Broken Lawn Mower
Water Supply
Flower Shop For Men
Cornfield Fishing
Store For Adult Dogs
FishSun - Touching The ...
Baby's Dog Rug
Beetle's Beetle
Global Warming for Duby ...
Early Christmas School ...
Paper Lunge
Concise Essay
Redneck Ladder
To Catch A Coin Thief
Media Bondage
Wedding Dress For Sale
Some People Raise Child ...
Caught Cat
Baseball for the Inmate ...
Airport Boredom
Ma and Pa Math: 5 into ...
Cheetah Surprise
Sail Kite Whale
Cop Chase
Anxious Farmer
Boy George or Boy Gorge ...
Chronic Coughers
Spider Car with Escape ...
Habs vs ReHabs
Bear Surveillance
Bungee Jumping 'Down Un ...
Handy French Phrases If ...
Be Careful Pulling Out
Pencil Art
Picasso Car
Newfie Senior Scooter
Bible Reference
Thongthing Special
Texas Limo
Redneck Dog Kennel
Bent Baby
Redneck Piggy Bank