A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
An elephant never forgets. After all, what does it have to remember?
Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they make no
As long as your conscience is your friend, never mind your enemies.
Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but in childhood it’s next to impossible.
Don’t jump at conclusions - they may jump back at you.
Give some weeds an inch and they’ll take a yard.
If it’s such a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?
If you can’t be thankful for what you receive, be thankful for what you escape.
Many a checkered career winds up in a striped suit.
Money can’t buy character. Character is what we are when we are alone with
ourselves in the dark.
Most of the people who sit around and wait for the harvest haven’t planted anything.
No person is a failure who has friends.
One surefire way to keep living to be one hundred is to keep breathing.
Patience is often bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
People who live in glass houses should answer the doorbell.
The trouble these days is that there’s no arrest for the wicked.
Unless we all work for the common good, there won’t be any.
With proper care, the human body will last a lifetime.
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