Give some weeds an inch and they’ll take a yard
One surefire way to keep living to be one hundred is to keep breathing

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

An elephant never forgets. After all, what does it have to remember?

Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they make no criticisms.

As long as your conscience is your friend, never mind your enemies.

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but in childhood it’s next to impossible.

Don’t jump at conclusions - they may jump back at you.

Give some weeds an inch and they’ll take a yard.

If it’s such a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?

If you can’t be thankful for what you receive, be thankful for what you escape.

Many a checkered career winds up in a striped suit.

Money can’t buy character. Character is what we are when we are alone with ourselves in the dark.

Most of the people who sit around and wait for the harvest haven’t planted anything.

No person is a failure who has friends.

One surefire way to keep living to be one hundred is to keep breathing.

Patience is often bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

People who live in glass houses should answer the doorbell.

The trouble these days is that there’s no arrest for the wicked.

Unless we all work for the common good, there won’t be any.

With proper care, the human body will last a lifetime.

see also   Quote  Section

Suspicious electrical fire burns out of control
Transformer Fire - 'Spreading' The Risk
Not all Hummers are what they appear 2B
Hummers Only Look Tough
Sign guy shows more favouritism than God
Go Canucks
Inline skating catches on in The Netherlands
Dutch Rollerblades
Diet plans for the heavy of foot
Jogger's Weight Scale
f'Eel good catch of the Century
It's A Keeper
Latest Word Search Puzzle: Potpourri #4
Word Search Puzzles
On the lookout for matching socks
Looking For A Mate
Latest Samurai Sudoku Puzzle: #14735-39
Samurai Sudoku Puzzles
Why the Brits don't have an Independence Day
Britain Non-Independence Day
Buddhism and Reincarnation
Reformed Buddhists
Ground School for Redneck students
Plain Plane School
How air attacks were detected before radar
Acoustic Hearing Aids
Smoking is allowed in a Harley Davidson house
Harley House
How Canada sweetens its currency exchange
Canadian Controversy
Find the other half and you'll have two Rickshaws
Half Price Car
Strange tool reintroduced in B.C. by the Liberal Government
Tobacco Smoke Enema
Submissions by Farmers AlmanacFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site


QR Code


Artistic COPs
Inukshuk Ski Jumping
Swiss Minigun
Musical Spoons
Sharing The Bull
Dr. Seuss on Unnecessar ...
Dr. Seuss on Unnecessar ...
Bean Bag Office
Flu Fashion
Lethal Weapon
Dolphin Stampede
Flagstaff Snow Fall
2009 U.S. Economy
Just Saying Goodbye
Reflective Art
Let Me In - I'm Hungry
Almost Perfect Math Tes ...
Pill Man
Pick Up A Blonde For Th ...
Newspaper Bloopers
Fish View
Newfie English Dictiona ...
When You're Stupid You ...
Famous Pets
Saskatchewan Snowmobile ...
Spring Is In The Air
Christmas Kittens
Fish Hawg
'Looking Good' Wireless
Chinese Sudoku Puzzles
Close Shave
Unhappy Feet
She Loves Me ... She Lo ...
Redneck GPS
New Drugs For Women
Habs vs ReHabs
Global Worming
The Good Old Days
Camouflage Couch
Original SUV
Cattle Breeding
I Love New Recipes
Baptist Dog Tricks
Uplifting Tooth Extract ...
No NHL? Yule Have To Sp ...
Work Not