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He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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21-Feb-2018