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Canadian Morality Test
Test for Canadians, eh...
Discover whether you Morally Stand or Stand Morally


[This test is very quick with only one question, but it’s a very important one, especially considering the news of the past week in Canada. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line...]


THE  SITUATION

You are in Canada, Ottawa to be specific.

There is chaos all around you caused by a huge early December storm with severe flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major Canadian newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water of the Ottawa River.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


THE  TEST

Suddenly, you see five men in the water.

They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer... Somehow, the men look familiar...

You suddenly realize who they are - it’s Stephen Harper, Stephane Dion, Michael Ignatieff, Jack Layton, and Gilles Duceppe!

You notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever. You have two options:

You can save lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of the country’s most powerful men at possibly one of Canada’s most important historical moments!


THE  QUESTION

Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer... Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?



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