How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

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How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

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