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Marry money. - Max Shulman

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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