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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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19-Feb-2018