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Little Johnny learned wrestling from his cat



Kid's Play Cat

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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20-Oct-2017