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Little Johnny learned wrestling from his cat



Kid's Play Cat

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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