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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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22-Jun-2018