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Kid's Play Cat

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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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