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Exercise at the highest level

High altitude training for the Summer Olympics



Mural illusion of athlete running through sides of apartment buildings

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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