Run Down Apartments

Exercise at the highest level

High altitude training for the Summer Olympics



Mural illusion of athlete running through sides of apartment buildings

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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23-May-2018