Run Down Apartments

Exercise at the highest level

High altitude training for the Summer Olympics



Mural illusion of athlete running through sides of apartment buildings

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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22-Sep-2017