Children’s Quotes

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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15-Aug-2018