Children’s Quotes

Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children



Children's Unique Quotes




































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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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17-Feb-2018