Children’s Quotes

Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children



Children's Unique Quotes




































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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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21-May-2019