Christmas Haircut

Making a bald Christmas statement

Hairstyle art for almost-bald men



Christmas Haircut Hairstyle

QuotaBills
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


see also   Art,  Bald,  Barber  &  Christmas   Sections
Attentive Student
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Head Path
Horse Hair
Seinfeld Haircut
Shaved by Grace
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Taking Donations For Scissors

 

Oxford Style

Fairy Soap

Throwaway Sport Paper

Young At Heart

Like No Udder

Love Thy Neighbour

Good To The Last Drop

Gated Community

Squat Statue

Pothole Garden

Flood Games

Cadillac Clearance

Wheelbarrow Parking

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles A

Bringing It Home
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

24-Jun-2017