Christmas Tree Relief

Bubba heard about caring for his Christmas Tree

Water and keep a cut Christmas tree fresh through the new year



Christmas Tree Water Relief

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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21-Jul-2017