Christmas Wish For Seniors

What do your parents look forward to at Christmas?



Christmas Wish For Seniors

QuotaBills
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


see also   Aging,  Bad Gas,  Christmas  &
Shopping  Sections

 

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban

GoosePrints

Louisiana Potholes

Cheers!

Billy Goat Gruff

Girlfriend Math

Coffee Days

Marathon Runner Tip

Seaweed Burger
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Feb-2019