Christmas Wish For Seniors

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung