Christmas Wish For Seniors

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway