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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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26-Jun-2019