Frohe Weihnachten!

Merry Christmas from the Marzipan Singers





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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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21-Oct-2018