Puddin’ the Fun into Christmas

Pudding comes to a sticky end



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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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22-Apr-2018