Puddin’ the Fun into Christmas

Pudding comes to a sticky end



Pudding hurdle race

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The trouble with the rat race is that when you get to the top of the pack, you are still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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20-Sep-2017