Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly

Guide for texting and tweeting seniors

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Texting and tweeting for seniors

ATD: At The Doctor’s

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can’t Get Up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: For Your Indigestion; Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

GTG: Got To Groan

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHMO: In My HMO

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

JK: Just Kvetching

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor

MILTF: Meal I’d Like To Forget

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!; Oye, My Grandchildren!

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped In My Pants

ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

STCNFG: Senior Texting Code Not Working

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock - Early Bird Special)

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

WTF: Wet The Furniture; What’s Today’s Fish?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown


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Car Moochanic

Ancient Thing Store

If I Had A City

Fractured Foot or Hand?

Exhausting Gyne Work

Portable Balance Beam

Tree Loft

Duct Tape Wall Bed

Texas Drought

Sudoku Sampler E

Shark Steaks

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Stay Off The Grass

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Beach Drag
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27-Jul-2017