ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can’t Get Up CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: For Your Indigestion; Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GOML: Get Off My Lawn GTG: Got To Groan HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHMO: In My HMO IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? JK: Just Kvetching LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor MILTF: Meal I’d Like To Forget OMG: Ouch, My Groin!; Oye, My Grandchildren! OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Pooped In My Pants ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop STCNFG: Senior Texting Code Not Working SUS: Speak Up, Sonny TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock - Early Bird Special) TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WIWYA: When I Was Your Age WTF: Wet The Furniture; What’s Today’s Fish? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil see also  Aging,  Language  &  Telephone  Sections Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Camping For Seniors Dreams Come True Driving Tip For The Elderly Historic Texting Motorcycle Texting Senior Health Care Solution Text Message Timing Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit

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