iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


QuotaBills
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


see also   Birthday,  Hospital,  Marriage,  Shopping  &  Stress  Sections
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Computing For Girls - A Windows Special
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
Female IT Experts
Hormone Guide
iPhone Dock
iPhone Evolution
iPottie
Iron Deposit
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Mountain Iron Man
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
TurbAnne - India’s Iron Lady
When Men Shop For Groceries
Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper
Winning An Argument With A Woman

 

Chess On The Wall

Shoes On The Danube Bank

Face Palm

High Five, Son

New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles

Codfather

Balanced Diet

Pigeon Warning

Daily Trivia F

Hanging Around

Statue Pose

Cyclist Airbag

Smoking Area Ceiling

Best Diet Ever

ToileTree
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

24-Sep-2017