iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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22-Oct-2018