iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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23-Jan-2018