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Technology can get you in trouble


It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.


It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Before The Impact
Computing For Girls - A Windows Special
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
Female IT Experts
The Good Wife’s Guide
iPhone Dock
iPhone Evolution
iPottie
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Mission Gap - for Men & Women
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