iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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17-Aug-2018