iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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17-Nov-2017