iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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20-Mar-2019