iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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