iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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19-Jun-2018