iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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17-Sep-2019