iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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26-Apr-2018