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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

One must eat to live, not live to eat. - Moliere

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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19-Sep-2017