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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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