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Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well. - Nigella Lawson

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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23-May-2018