Christmas Clothing

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Christmas Clothing

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. - Franklin P. Jones

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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19-Feb-2018