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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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23-Jul-2017