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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Eat what? There’s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! - Robin Williams

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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