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Christmas Light Cat

The Griswold’s cat bites on the Christmas lights cord
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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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18-Aug-2017