Family Christmas Card

Wrapping up a good year at home

When your presence is the best Christmas present



Unique Family Christmas Card

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The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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21-Feb-2018