Family Christmas Card

Wrapping up a good year at home

When your presence is the best Christmas present



Unique Family Christmas Card

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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20-Sep-2017