Family Christmas Card

Wrapping up a good year at home

When your presence is the best Christmas present



Unique Family Christmas Card

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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23-Jun-2018