Turtle Lunch Lineup

When you might not want to be first in line



Alligator waits on log for Turtle Lunch Lineup

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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller


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19-Oct-2017