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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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26-Jul-2017