Where Santa Lives

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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24-Nov-2017