Why Men Shouldn’t Write Advice Columns

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Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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22-Jul-2019