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Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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25-Apr-2019