Book Christmas Tree

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Book Christmas Tree

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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Christmas Fruit Tree
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26-May-2019