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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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