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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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