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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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