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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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