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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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