Helmet Salary

Salary inequity between opposing forces

The price of defending something



Helmet Salary

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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19-Oct-2017