Hockey PlayHers

Are fans losing patience with NHL greed?

Players starting to show their true colours

During the NHL strike, choice players are sent to AHL teams



Hockey Female Player PlayHers

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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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