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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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