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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

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