Hockey PlayHers

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Hockey Female Player PlayHers

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Laurence Peter

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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