Hockey PlayHers

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Hockey Female Player PlayHers

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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19-Oct-2017