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Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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19-Feb-2018