Hoover Happiness

Why men won’t clean up their act this holiday season

Making her happier on Christmas morning



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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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22-Jun-2018