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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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21-Jul-2017