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Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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