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Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

Present company suspected (excepted) - Archie Bunker

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee. - Montaigne

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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