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Why men won’t clean up their act this holiday season

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is the best facelift. - Diana Krall

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Present fears are less than horrible imaginings. - William Shakespeare

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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24-Apr-2018