Tooth Loss

Pain-full dog walker

Premature denture preparation in the park



Losing your teeth when the dog goes after the cat

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox


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19-Aug-2017