I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong
accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them chirped saying, “It’s WALES, you friggin’ idiot!”
So, I immediately apologized and said, “I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?”
... That’s pretty much the last thing I remember ...
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