![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson Advice from a tree: - Stand tall and proud - Go out on a limb - Remember your roots - Drink plenty of water - Enjoy the view - Unknown see also Cat, Christmas, Dining, Dog, Music & Shopping Sections |
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