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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen